5 Bits of Trivia with the Most Massive Heads in Britain
- Gideon Pringle
- 5 days ago
- 2 min read
Did you know Jay Leno Syndrome is a recognised condition? The way the lower jaw seems to grow directly from the chest, providing a secure base for one of the biggest heads you've ever seen - that's not just fearsome; it's science. In Britain it's the other way round. We find the thing first, then enable DK mode on a suitable celeb.

1) Dr Fox
The Dr Fox effect refers to how people pay more attention to you if you're a flashy show-off clot. Useful when you're on the radio - but in most other contexts, a grinning great medicine ball of a head will achieve the same thing.

2) Jack Whitehall
The Whitehall study found that British civil servants live longer the more money they make. Jack's parents must have been the very picture of health as their son's head attempted to float free of its shoulders in search of a better school.

3) James Corden
Cordon bleu doesn't just mean "fancy"; it's a specific kind of food which ironically looks like a poor man's sushi. Perhaps the sticking point for the famous restaurant shouter and his elephant conk when he ruined the meals of all those rich people.

4) Jimmy Carr
The CARR principle concerns the linking of linearly-polarised light with the azimuth angle of the input polarization to output resonant frequencies. Now, you may not have noticed how massive Jimmy Carr's head is relative to his slight frame, but once you do, it becomes hard to focus on that first thing.

5) Greg Davies
Davies theory says that civil war becomes more likely when an economic boom goes to shit. If you look closely, you will see the erstwhile teacher at the September 13th march.
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