6 Stock Photo Models and their Intended Murder Victims

None of us consider the attractive smiling faces which seem to all look the same whether they're presenting college courses, real estate or whatever. We know they were picked from a line-up and we will never meet them. This is a good thing - because while none of them are considering the product photoshopped behind them, some of them are actively planning murder. Like these charmers:

1) MARIO LOPEZ: HIS AGENT

At their very first meeting, he was told the name Daniel wouldn't fly. He needed something more ethnic to stand out. He'd just gone with it, not wanting to upset his future partner by telling him about Granddad Daniel's battle with cancer, or by pointing out how first name and surname belong to different nationalities and he's an uncultured sack of shit. He hates himself for not being more assertive - but it's his agent who will pay the price, next time he starts his car.

2) KEEGAN WILKS: HIS SISTER'S BOYFRIEND

Yes, he thinks he's doing the guy a favour by consenting to the relationship - this despite the fact that no one asked him, his sister is older than him and openly hates him, and he was in prison when they met. Don't let the suit fool you - this guy is as wide as they come. Let's see how chivalrous he feels when he's locked back up for his knife attack.

3) JOHN HISOFT: THE GUY WHO COMPLAINED ABOUT HIM TO DELIVEROO

You ordered three large Cokes. Of course there will be some spillage, I'm on a fucking bicycle. You live above a high street shop. How did you picture this happening?

4) CLAIRE DOHERTY: HER LANDLORD

She has a gun with two bullets and she will put shelves where she damn well wants them - in this life or the next.

5) MERIEL MANN: HER OLD TEACHER

This one has been brewing for years. Yes, he would tell her bullies off when he caught them teasing her, but he would always laugh first, which she knew spurred them on. She has already manufactured his divorce, his benefit fraud investigation and his dismissal for cocaine possession. The gruesome finale is just around the corner.

6) AMY ZHANG: THE GUY IN THE OFFICE WHO'S ALWAYS TURNING DOWN THE THERMOSTAT

Let's see him turn down a petrol bomb.