"Break pots!" You know, like "Great Scott!"

She's not a "chick", she's a person in her own right...

# It's the smell of death, from Mr... #

If like me you enjoy the rantings of paranoid madmen from the safety of a Facebook account, you've probably heard by now of something...

Oh yes, you read that right.

I bet Photoshop is actually quite easy once you're away. But no, I'm MS Paint until I die.

We British complain at an Olympic level

Rubbish!

Not the most original topic. Still, it's nearly Christmas...

There upon the rainbow...